Dear Humans,

Yesterday I stapled my own finger. I used to think you had to be really dumb to staple your own finger (and maybe you do), but there I was yesterday with a staple sticking out of my finger.

It’s best not to hold yourself in too high esteem. Because up until yesterday, I thought I was the kind of person who would never staple their own finger. I was too wise. Too careful. Too smart.

But now I have a tiny little hole in my pinkie to show that I’m not all of those things. At least not all of the time.

Sincerely,

Mr. Heimbuck