Dear Helpers,
I didn’t have a letter last Friday because I had to wish dishes on Friday morning.
I should have kept up with them, but life happens. And they accumulated, as dishes do. It’d be nice if everything went according to plans, and each day could be predictable and easy, and the sink could always be empty.
But sometimes you just have to put everything on hold and do the dishes. Luckily, 2016 gave us an extra day to try to get caught up.
Sincerely,
Mr. Heimbuck
Dear Historians,
Dear Humans,
Dear Scholars,
an Body Dwellers,
Dear Citizens,
here’s an old saying attributed to Oliver Cromwell, an English military leader, in which he told his men to “Trust in God and keep your powder dry.” Powder, of course, is gun powder, and Cromwell was urging his men to be prepared to spring into action at any moment.
Eating lunch alone stinks. The food tastes bland, the texture’s slimy, and it gets lukewarm really, really quick.