Dear Humans,

Not everybody can be the chef. There’s not enough room in the kitchen. Plus, being the chef takes literally days of planning and strategy–thawing and brining the turkey, baking the pies, prepping the vegetables and sides. It’s a full time job (with overtime) over the holidays. Who wants that?

Plus, somebody has to wash the dishes. And washing the dishes is the best job. It takes about half an hour and requires almost no planning. You just put your head down and turn the music up. 

But whether you’re the chef or the dishwasher, the key thing is that you contribute. Something.

Sincerely,

Mr. Curt