Dear Humans,

Some mornings when I go to make coffee, I notice that the cats puked on the carpet. So I pretend I don’t see it and step over it. But while making coffee I forget about it and without fail, inevitably, every single time, I step right in it.

Which is a bummer. But it lifts my heart a little. Because it makes me think that there might be a little justice in this world after all. If my misdeed led to an immediate consequence, maybe other bad deeds in this world are also being punished. Maybe my enemies have cat puke on their feet too.

And if I do the right thing–clean up the cat puke immediately–maybe life will be just a little bit better.

Sincerely,

Mr. Curt