Dear Humans,

I’ve been sweeping my floor a lot lately because my children basically just hang around and munch on goldfish crackers all day.

And as I’m sweeping the piles into the dustbin, there’s always a line of dust left. I scoot back and re-sweep it into the dustbin, and it gets a little smaller, but it’s still there. I turn 90 degrees and sweep it into the dustbin from the other direction, and it gets fainter yet, but still a little line of dust remains.

Eventually I just kick the leftover dust into the air and let it fall where it may. Because I know I’m going to be back to sweeping the floor in no time at all.

Sincerely,

Mr. Heimbuck