Dear Humans,

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to go hiking. Which is weird because I hate hiking. I never understood driving somewhere just to go walk around. Plus, all that walking gives me sausage fingers, and I hate the smell of outside.

But that’s exactly why I’m doing it. It’s never too late to try new things. And I’ve found that the things I once hated, are the same things I’ve ended up liking most of all. My hatred was actually just ignorance.

Plus, those fleece-clad, boot-wearing hippies seem like they’re having so much fun. See you on the trail!

Sincerely,

Mr. Heimbuck