Dear Humans,

When I hear you talk about Fortnite, there’s a lot I don’t understand. And when you hear me talk to Mr. Vince about our fantasy football teams, there’s probably a lot you don’t understand. We all live on the same planet; but we live in different worlds.

But on this first day after the fall equinox, we should remember that there is a wider world of seasons and change that we all share. And while it’s fine that we spend some time in our fantasy worlds of football and Fortnite, it’s good to remember that there’s a real world out there. And it’s one we all can understand.

Sincerely,

Mr. Heimbuck